No fixed team. Just a pool of specialists — handcrafters, artists, architects, developers, engineers, designers — who join in whenever they decide your topic is boring enough to bother with. We stay on for everything: concept, design, build, hosting. All of it, reluctantly.
Creating a concept for a communication strategy is really boring — hand it over to us and take the fun side of your work instead. We'll build a full concept based on your situation, your values, and your goals.
Every project needs a plan, so we make one up — usually by copying whatever worked last time and pasting it somewhere new. Positioning, brand voice, who it's for: we figure it out so you don't have to.
Portfolios, marketing sites, whatever needs a front door. We build them by hand instead of templating them — calling them shitty is just easier than explaining the process.
That's the technical part. Really boring, but that's exactly why we love it. We build your web apps for you, and if things get too boring even for us, we've got a network of even more boring people to take over once we've dozed off.
Layout, type, color, the whole visual language — mediocre on purpose, so nothing distracts from how boring the actual content is.
Now it's getting a little more exciting — but only to the extent we can handle it. It has to be done, so naturally, we do that too.
Got something that doesn't fit any of the above? Tell us anyway — we'll let you know if we're bored enough to care.
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